so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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