smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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