But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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