Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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