i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She even gives head with a lisp.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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