i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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