So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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