one might say we're banned from that church
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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