im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i think my mom watched the whole time
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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