dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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