He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
