me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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