How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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