I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
