id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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