i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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