I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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