We're facebook friends in real life
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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