I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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