I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
