It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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