who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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