What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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