She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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