I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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