doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you win again, gameday.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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