Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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