i think my tv is drunk
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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