still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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