i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
