it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
