he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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