Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize