Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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