How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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