Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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