The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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