Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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