Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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