we're chasing vodka with high fives
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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