Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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