Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
