I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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