we have officially lost it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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