I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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