As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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