Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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