who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I looked at my own cervix.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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