i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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