Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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