We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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