We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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