The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you win again, gameday.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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