If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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