in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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