North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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