It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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