I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
